{"title":"CORPORATE SURVIVAL DIVISION","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"194\" data-end=\"258\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"228\" data-end=\"258\"\u003eClock in. Zone out. Survive.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"260\" data-end=\"367\"\u003eWelcome to the frontline of modern employment—where dreams go to attend meetings that could’ve been emails.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"369\" data-end=\"551\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"373\" data-end=\"404\"\u003eCorporate Survival Division\u003c\/strong\u003e is built for the everyday office warrior grinding through awkward small talk, pointless deadlines, and that one coworker who somehow got promoted.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"553\" data-end=\"713\"\u003eThese designs capture the true spirit of corporate life:\u003cbr data-start=\"609\" data-end=\"612\"\u003eBare minimum effort.\u003cbr data-start=\"632\" data-end=\"635\"\u003eMaximum emotional damage.\u003cbr data-start=\"660\" data-end=\"663\"\u003eAnd just enough caffeine to stay legally employed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"715\" data-end=\"1004\"\u003e🔥 \u003cstrong data-start=\"718\" data-end=\"755\"\u003eUniform of the barely hanging on:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"755\" data-end=\"758\"\u003ePrinted on premium \u003cstrong data-start=\"777\" data-end=\"803\"\u003eBella+Canvas 3000 tees\u003c\/strong\u003e, because if you’re going to suffer… you might as well be comfortable doing it. Soft, breathable, and durable enough to survive long shifts, longer meetings, and performance reviews you didn’t ask for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1006\" data-end=\"1043\"\u003e💥 \u003cstrong data-start=\"1009\" data-end=\"1043\"\u003eWhat this division stands for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1044\" data-end=\"1227\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"ulbt7h\" data-start=\"1044\" data-end=\"1071\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1046\" data-end=\"1071\"\u003eSurviving, not thriving\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1pgxbw9\" data-start=\"1072\" data-end=\"1119\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1074\" data-end=\"1119\"\u003eLooking busy while doing absolutely nothing\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"155yfwe\" data-start=\"1120\" data-end=\"1177\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1122\" data-end=\"1177\"\u003eMuting yourself and forgetting you're still on camera\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"fe9jxi\" data-start=\"1178\" data-end=\"1227\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1180\" data-end=\"1227\"\u003eSmiling through the chaos like a professional\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1229\" data-end=\"1406\"\u003eFrom “Employee of the Month (Against My Will)” to “Productivity Loading… Please Wait,” these designs are made for people who know the system is broken—but still clock in anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1408\" data-end=\"1420\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1421\" data-end=\"1558\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"o2mpsd\" data-start=\"1421\" data-end=\"1439\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1423\" data-end=\"1439\"\u003eOffice workers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"c5tzx9\" data-start=\"1440\" data-end=\"1460\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1442\" data-end=\"1460\"\u003eRemote employees\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"brx11m\" data-start=\"1461\" data-end=\"1495\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1463\" data-end=\"1495\"\u003eManagers who regret everything\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1b4m3n6\" data-start=\"1496\" data-end=\"1558\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1498\" data-end=\"1558\"\u003eAnyone running on caffeine, sarcasm, and poor life choices\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1560\" data-end=\"1672\"\u003eSo throw on your uniform, fire up your fake enthusiasm, and remember—\u003cbr data-start=\"1629\" data-end=\"1632\"\u003eYou’re not alone… you’re just underpaid.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1674\" data-end=\"1792\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1674\" data-end=\"1728\"\u003eRage n Turds Hobbies – Corporate Survival Division\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1728\" data-end=\"1731\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"1731\" data-end=\"1787\"\u003eBecause quitting isn’t always financially responsible.\u003c\/em\u003e 😈🔥\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"unisex-t-shirt","title":"THIS MEETING SHOULD'VE BEEN AN EMAIL - CORPORATE SURVIVAL DIVISION","description":"If you’ve ever sat through a meeting that could’ve been an email… this shirt is for you.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nWelcome to the Rage n Turds Corporate Survival Division — where burnout is real, coffee is mandatory, and “circle back” is a threat.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis design hits every office worker, blue-collar legend, and anyone tired of pointless meetings and corporate nonsense. 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