PROMOTED TO CUSTOMER - Wear it to work. Or better yet… wear it after you quit.
$17.52
Meet your new workplace reality check.
This design features the ultimate corporate villain—rocking shades, fake confidence, and a clipboard full of absolute nonsense—handing out the kind of performance review that makes you question every life decision that led you to that desk.
Productivity: 2/10
Attendance: 3/10
Bathroom Time: 11/10 (legend status)
And just like that…
Congratulations. You’ve been promoted.
To customer.
This shirt is for:
The ones who’ve been “coached” one too many times
The warriors surviving meetings that should’ve been emails
The legends who know the bathroom is the only safe place left
Printed loud, chaotic, and brutally honest—this design captures the exact moment corporate dreams go up in flames.
Because let’s be real…
If you’ve ever stared at your boss thinking “this can’t be real life”—
you’ve already earned this shirt.
This design features the ultimate corporate villain—rocking shades, fake confidence, and a clipboard full of absolute nonsense—handing out the kind of performance review that makes you question every life decision that led you to that desk.
Productivity: 2/10
Attendance: 3/10
Bathroom Time: 11/10 (legend status)
And just like that…
Congratulations. You’ve been promoted.
To customer.
This shirt is for:
The ones who’ve been “coached” one too many times
The warriors surviving meetings that should’ve been emails
The legends who know the bathroom is the only safe place left
Printed loud, chaotic, and brutally honest—this design captures the exact moment corporate dreams go up in flames.
Because let’s be real…
If you’ve ever stared at your boss thinking “this can’t be real life”—
you’ve already earned this shirt.